being single certainly has its perks. and by perks i mean suicidal thoughts. let's break it down. if you're not blonde or thin or stupid or naive or all of the above, then chances are you won't be having a date this weekend. or this next year. because boys like ignorance. take it from me, i'm abrasive and opinionated and stubborn and hilarious and hold eye contact until the male specimen tucks his tail between his legs and runs away. oh and i try to be anything but ignorant. and are the boys knocking down my front door? no. no they're not. why? because the boys are too busy chasing after the bedazzled jeans and the teased hair and ever-present cleavage. and notice how i call them boys. not men. BOYS. the men are nowhere to be found. heaven forbid a man in a sharp suit saunters into a room looking for an equally sharp girl to share an intellectual conversation with. that's absurd. but the boys are everywhere, running around trying to dry hump the first girl who bats an eye at them. i've decided that the dating scene sucks. it's one giant game. and us girls are mere pawns on the board. guy meets girl. guy flirts with girl. girl flirts back by laughing at all of his stupid jokes. guy and girl makeout. girl becomes smitten. guy forgets girl's name. girl cries a little. guy spots a new girl. and the vicious cycle spins on. soemtimes i think it would be so much easier to join a convent.
Kate
Sunday, May 23, 2010
SINGLE MORMON FEMALE HELL
Posted by Confessions from a Mormon Maxi-Pad at 7:49 PM
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And then when guys marry the high maintenance money seeking hooker looking girl then they cheat on her because she is a full of herself bitch.
True that. Admittedly I am a blonde, by for sure I am not stupid, or uninformed, or heaven forbid without opinion! And here I sit, every weekend, dateless. Oh well, boys are scum and men are married. What's a girl to do?
You are not seriously expecting "men" to approach you with that sort of attitude are you? Are you even sure who you're hating? Is it the "boys" or the bedazzled pencil thin blonde with half a brain.
We try to remain calm on a topic such as this, but if anything expressed within this post is done between pre-date and date number 3 or 4, no wonder the men/boys/infants tuck their tails and run, we would too.
It's great that you are strong, opinionated, and abrasive. We don't want a subservient robot, or a female that doesnt care, or one that absolutely can't do anything on her own. But if you continue to rub those qualities before even being approached, you are not going to be approached.
Think of it as a meal. Men love food, just a hint of you didn't already know. Give him an appetizer before the main dish. A little something that gets him ready for the main course.
Remember: If you give a guy a giant bean burrito, expect indigestion and gas to result. Treat him to a nice healthy meal, starting with an appetizer.
I am loving this blog. Can't wait to read more!
Ryan makes a good point, and MEN may in fact want a woman who is smart, sassy, and fantastic. But may I point out that boys are just as guilty when it comes to appearing to want a certain type of girl, one who will be servant, nurse maid, and beauty queen. Really I belive that women and men (notice the distinction between "boys" and "men" and "girls" and "women") want to be treated with respect, honored for good character traits, and supported in life in general. Far to often it has been my experience that WE, on both sides of the male-female argument, have forgotten that we need to 'say what we mean, mean what we say, and be polite and courteous about it'. Skip the games in general! Be who you are and be your best self, and Mr or Miss Right will be there.
1. Perhaps all the boys are single and all the men are married because boys become men when they find someone they want to marry.
2. I am very opinionated, I'm very straight forward, and I am pretty good at calling people out when they are being stupid. Still, I date a lot. Guys ask me out not because I am brainless and easy to get with. Guys date me because I love being happy :D Generally speaking guys are just looking for a girl who is fun to be around and takes care of herself. Even girls who complain a lot can get a guy if they smile twice as often as they lament. Be yourself and be happy with yourself. That's when the guys want to be around you more.
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